Happy Mother’s Day!

Someone call Chris Hansen. This shit don’t look right.

What a lame key party idea.

YES!!! DEAD GIVEAWAY the REMIX!!

Thank you, Internet.

Who else is waiting for the DEAD GIVEAWAY remix?

I wanna see this guy and Antoine Dodson have some ribs together.

if WHEN the day comes for me to walk down the aisle, this is basically how i want to do it: flats, a party dress and Ray Bans.

This turns me on big time. - my 30 year old eggs

So many questions…

1. How does anyone know what a silkworm’s caress feels like?

2. Why are these called vajamas? Is it supposed to feel like a vagina?

3. Do vaginas really feel like a silkworm’s soft caress? Do they, fellas?!

yo, just so we clear - this brianne hogan ain’t me. (although i’m sure she’d be a hoot at Easter brunch with a few mimosas)

this scene made me all warm and tingly inside the same way when Ross and Rachel were deemed each other’s lobsters.

I love me some TV dysfunctional romance.