I wrote this about quitting your “day job” to pursue your DREAM job - and making it a reality.

This is one of those girly, touchy-feeling songs.

And that’s why I like it.

‘Cause I’m a girl. And I like to feel stuff.

So, here I am. Standing up. Trying to be funny. Man, am I DROLL.

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Approaching and befriending women whom I identify as smart has been a major revelation of my adult life.

WOMEN PLEASE READ: “When you meet a woman who is intimidatingly witty, stylish, beautiful, and professionally accomplished, befriend her. Surrounding yourself with the best people doesn’t make you look worse by comparison. It makes you better.”

Here’s what I wrote about the new Arrested Development.

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.

- Sylvia Plath

(well, maybe a head in an oven stinks more. But still. Words to live by.)

Guys, I review theatre on a regular basis now.

I love you. #AC #saviour #R2D2

Happy Mother’s Day!

Someone call Chris Hansen. This shit don’t look right.