Writer. Lover of cheese and Alan Alda. Occasional joke machine.
Someone call Chris Hansen. This shit don’t look right.
YES!!! DEAD GIVEAWAY the REMIX!!
Thank you, Internet.
Who else is waiting for the DEAD GIVEAWAY remix?
I wanna see this guy and Antoine Dodson have some ribs together.
if WHEN the day comes for me to walk down the aisle, this is basically how i want to do it: flats, a party dress and Ray Bans.
This turns me on big time. - my 30 year old eggs
So many questions…
1. How does anyone know what a silkworm’s caress feels like?
2. Why are these called vajamas? Is it supposed to feel like a vagina?
3. Do vaginas really feel like a silkworm’s soft caress? Do they, fellas?!
yo, just so we clear - this brianne hogan ain’t me. (although i’m sure she’d be a hoot at Easter brunch with a few mimosas)